What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

If the Red Pill is supposed to be so bad, why are so many young men buying into it? What about Red Pill makes it appealing to them?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What do you like about McDonald's?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did Trump’s team spin the lie that Melania Trump spoke several languages? Do they not realize she can hardly speak English after living in the US for over 40 years?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do you like to be pegged?

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.